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Young talented bad good girl in her 20s,language-nerd, living in KM n may move to the other end of the world when luck hits,enjoying life when alone while waiting for the better half to knock at the door.The tall,intelligent, witty guy with good taste...

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Est-ce que je ferai demain?   

2009-11-22 23:48:32|  分类: Echo From My Hea |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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BEC is finally over. I guess my life goes back to normal a bit. No more panic coz I panic a lot yesterday. The exam is a little harder than I expected n I didn't perform quite well. Just hope I could barely pass. Paid 580yuan for that. If failed, I wouldn't take that again. Good thing was the afternoon's oral exam. I got 4.0 for pronunciation. I took a glimpse@my score paper b4 leave. Usually, few ppl could get A in BEC exam, esp Oral part. Anyway, hope I'll be lucky this time. Sometimes I'm thinking I shouldn't've taken that. Not sure it'll be more useful that an interpretation certificate in my next yr's job hunting.

Not sure wut I have promised to show u in my lastest entry. Well, I just wanna talk some of my feelings about this city and redtapes of this country.

For uni students: (Based on my experiences being a part-time HR)            

Relevant story 1

* Relevenat story 2

1. Dress smartly when u come for an interview

2. Adults, come ALONE n kindly ask ur fd u to stay out.

Warning: to avoid communication failture, pls inform us b4 u pop up. Yours truly is the ONLY one who speaks Chinese in the office.

3. Can u not use ur silly life pic on ur CV?

4. Send ur CV with at least one eye open!!

GUY One applied for all of our vacancies -- architect, 3D expert, marketing guy etc ! Yah, I know u fancy working with whites, but r u sure u r that ominiscient??

Guy Two n many more currently live in thousands of kms away, still forwarded CVs, called back, only to be told just wanna know if we have office in their city. Have I not specified our office is in KUNMING??? Funny though. Many CV senders graduate from 211 unis (check online), one is even from bloody Tsinghua UNI! Now u know why ur school ranks..., ar?

5. Talk with some human logic. U know chances r I may get sacked as an interpreter if u keep on talking shit n my interpetation perplexes that whitie. Sorry I'm not capaple enuf of redecoding ur shit into some diplomatic things.

6. Wash yourself regularly. Rid ur body odor or bad breath. It doesn't make u any masculine or adorable.

7. We r not interested in knowing ur height or weight or how many gals u have slept with (joking onlyEst-ce que je ferai demain?  - KiKi - Jǒy  t0 thё Ψδrld ♀). If u dunno how to make an acceptable CV by urself, make sure u plagirize a GOOD one online.

About this country??

Well, I've fed up with the inefficiency n red-tapes. Also the useless n lazy cunts there. Once a bitch form Foreign Currency Management bureau asked me "r u mental". Well, FYI, urs truly is holistically sane and healthy. The true story was when I was there 2 hrs ago, they were crazily dividing the recycleable bags (which were supposed to be a reward for tax-payers) among their group n turned my applications down simply bcoz the date on the report was wrong. Bitch: can't I write the report the day b4?? Also, averagely, 4 ppl were doing 1 person's job in most of the bureaus. Wut's the point of delegating one guy with the stamp job, one checking the validity of all licenses, one typing in the info. So when one is working, others are either playing stupid QQ games or gossiping.

Bank of China is also shitty. Apart from the silly stamp rules of checks,  it took more than 2 hrs for 'em to process something from ONE company n 4 of the customers including me were STANDING. In the end, i was just told the GBP was still not in our account. 5 sec's words.

This reminds me of another interesting story. A taxi driver asked me if I was a p@rty member n I said no. Then he happily praised as a GOOD girl.

I think I'll love my job more if I dun have to face all these red-tapes. We love to call it "MA FAN"

Bien, c'est 11:47pm. Je dois dormir!

Bon week-end!

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