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Young talented bad good girl in her 20s,language-nerd, living in KM n may move to the other end of the world when luck hits,enjoying life when alone while waiting for the better half to knock at the door.The tall,intelligent, witty guy with good taste...

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Hoo-Ha!  

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For those who have no idea of Queen's English. Hoo-ha = Fuss in AE.

I've been absent from the blog sphere for a while. Not lazy, lack of topic or anything. But because of the experts from the Ministry of Education! I'm not shitting you! They come to inspect our department. Thus, as a member of it, yours truly is required to " do something ". Sure! Things a lot easier than protecting the Olympic torch, or to be specific, cobbling together some homework for them to evaluate. But folks, that's just a corner of the iceberg! Male teachers this morning are all dressed up for a formal convention with those experts! Funny though, their suits are 2 or 3 size bigger! Funny still, their buckles don't match either the belt or the suit! I'm not sure if any one of 'em wear white socks or tuck a murse (Man's Purse or gay- purse) under their arm.


 "Murse", the very laughing stock



This reminds me another entertaining anecdote. The prof from the etiquette class once said - A man's status is inversely proportional to the things clipped around his waist. Recently, I observed that one professor has - keys, a cellphone case plus a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife dangling around his waist!


I went shopping for a coat yesterday morning after French class. And my cellphone number was foxed by a salesgirl from AMAX!


Maybe she noticed I armed myself to teeth with Adidas. She's trying to selling me this - a Phiten necklace. She told me that Phiten could amplify my energy management system by increasing the efficiency of every single cell. Apart from that , it may help

1. Alleviate discomfort
2. Enhance circulation
3. Promote relaxation
4. Stabilize energy flow
5. Reduce stress
6. Sooth tension

and

more



Yours truly ONLY needs to spend 330 yuan to enjoy its earth-shaking power!


But that poor young lady never expected she'd meet an astute nerdy pervert and she'd be challenged with a series of questions ranging from its aqua-Titanius technology to how should we express our patriotism in front of Japanese products. I interrupted her from time to time to prevent her from reciting what's printed in the promotional brochure till she stuttered. At the right moment, yours truly saved the embarrassing situation by claiming that it's beyond her financial ability.

Followed a short chit-chat. When she knew that I'm doing MA in a uni nearby, she asked me for my cellphone # coz she planned to do MA there in the near future. Before I waved "zai jian" to her, she promised to give me some discounts if I was there next time. So any of u have spare money to splurge? I have no prblem in eating, shitting or sleeping, so I guess I won't need Phiten any time soon.

A Phiten Shop in Japan


Utter disrespect to luxury



I finally found a autumn coat that suited me yesterday. I got it in a store called KAMA.

(KAMA in Xi'an)


A young guy at my age led me in. When I was trying on different coats, he started some casual conversations, which is quite understandable coz if I pay for it, he gets kickbacks. Oddly enough, he later asked me if I ever frequent Kun Du (昆都, a popular bar street here), where I go in spare time, what I do etc. Then he told me his name, Ah Fei. Sounded cheesy, huh? After I paid n got my coat, he asked me again

" Hey, u remember my name? "
" Ai ya! Ah Fei mah! "
" Correct! Remember to take more girls with u n we could hang out next time," 

Fuck off! Retard!
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