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Young talented bad good girl in her 20s,language-nerd, living in KM n may move to the other end of the world when luck hits,enjoying life when alone while waiting for the better half to knock at the door.The tall,intelligent, witty guy with good taste...

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2008-08-19 12:07:45|  分类: Echo From My Hea |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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I've been lazy n busy recently, thus I did't update my blog as frequently. Nous sommes le 19 ao?t, mais, many books left untouched.


Good thing is my naughty cousin's finally gone. However, got a call from another cousin's dad last night! Darned! I'm not here to serve as free tutor! I'm really sick of it, to be honest! I don't have much time to waste on stupid kids, uncle/auntie! Would u pls be more reasonable???


The following are some words I really wanna tell one of my relatives but I can't tell her in person coz my Chinese is poor n her English is shitty. Hopefully she could bump into this post someday n spend some time to decode my blah. SKIP IT, MY DEAR READERS, IT'S NOT FOR U GUYS!


First, I'm really sick of ur monopoly. If it's not ur fucking unwise, unsolicited, unworkable advice, I would have ended up in one of the prestigious unis 4 yrs ago n my campus life would have been a whole lot easier n happier! Second, I'm not the kinda nerd that knows nothing about the world but study. I have many close fdz, perhaps my social networks are way larger than urs! I don't need ya to remind me to step out n see the world! Jesus! I know how to balance the time of self-improvement n entertainment. Third, never ever expect me to be a scholar in the fucking academic circle coz I don't even bother to give it a shit! Or I'd applied to pursue my MA in one of the best institutions n get flattery from u each time u call my parents! Last but not least, U r not in control of my life, actually no one is! Save ur shit n teach ur fucking kid how to behave herself b4 seeking salvation from me, s'il vous plait!


My parents' b-day dinner's not bad, coz I ordered most of the dishes. Met many uncles n aunties. Fortunately, no one was drunk as we expected. Thank u for ur sweet wishes, my biggest fans - Yummy n Micky! I know u guys are reading now! Yummy, according to statistics, u r my TOP READER. Thx for ur support! Micky, without ur supervison, I know I'd be jailed. Good thing is I realize it sooner rather than later. lol


One thing I really feel uncomfortable of being a Chinese is - U can't say NO directly. I was warned by my classmates back in Xi'an countless times that I was too blunt. But now I find being a polite girl ignites troubles! Say, if I can't say NO, then how to distinguish between perverts and righteous man among human species? How to politely reject giving out my # to ppl I just talk to for a couple of times?


According to the decorum lecture -

* business card given

---But if it is possible for u to give me ur #?

---I'll contact u!


But I screwed it! Damn me! I can't help kicking myself whenever the disgusting SMS comes. Better invest in a new cellphone with 'firewall' or 'blacklist'. BooHoo! Victim of modern technology!


I dare not piss off perverts. Having learnt a great lesson already -


PERVERTS BITE!
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