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Young talented bad good girl in her 20s,language-nerd, living in KM n may move to the other end of the world when luck hits,enjoying life when alone while waiting for the better half to knock at the door.The tall,intelligent, witty guy with good taste...

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2008-11-07 09:10:28|  分类: Echo From My Hea |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Friday but no class. Gonna shop for lamps, faucets... for our new condo with my parents later.

My laptop broke down again this Wed. In June, I tried to reinstall the operation system by using the IBM's recovery and restore scheme. 1 problem was solved by many others popped up. Ignored 'em for a few months. But it only expands to an intolerable scale recently. I can't install the latest MSN. Plus, whenever I check the files, it will refresh itself n all the windows will be closed at the same time. What if I'm writing an essay for my final exam??? Thus, I decided to reinstall the operation system again on Wed. Everything's done. But USB doesn't work! Called my technician back in Xi'an school. He couldn't figure out the problem. Called my classmate Ken. Called... SMSed my new fd Zhang Ke n told him to take his roomie with him. His roomie worked on it from 4pm till 11pm. Replaced my real XP Home with a fake XP Professional. But still, can't find a program. Returned.

Yesterday I took it to IBM service center after literature class - 1 period was spent reading a book on marketing, skipped the 2nd. No wonder those who pay 8,000yuan per yr for tuitions hate me. Ar! Go back to the topic. The technician fixed it in 5 min without any surcharge. Alternative Fitness Tips - KiKi - JoyceのWorld

--- Excuse me, but can I ask a question?
--- Sure.
--- Next time if I reinstall my opeation system, better "recovery n restore" or do a fake XP?
--- Uh! Actually no difference. Fake XP is faster, girl. It just has more bugs.

I love China for I could get XP for less than 10yuan, DVD for 6yuan, LV for 150yuan...Alternative Fitness Tips - KiKi - JoyceのWorld

Zhang Ke and his roomie laughed their shit out when they knew most of my software were REAL! I'm damn Stupid!! I'll never pay for my Kaspersky anti-virus next year when it expires. I'll find the KEY online!

F*ck! Remember how they tried to convince me to pay 2,000 yuan more for a real XP n a "better service" 3 yrs ago! Wutsoever, I love new fake XP Professional though I can't upgrade Windows Media Player! The monitor looks brighter for unknown reason. BTW, I bought a cleanser kit n did a spa for my truly IBM. Looks young n handsome again! Alternative Fitness Tips - KiKi - JoyceのWorld

Alternative Fitness Tips - KiKi - JoyceのWorld

Though no class, I still got up early n jog. It's been raining for 1 week. It's the 1st jog day of the week for me. I find that I could jog longer now! haha! Now I'm thinking maybe I need a bf rather than workout. Peter wrote in his blog about the alternative way of fitness.

" I also came (no pun intended!) across this Chinese website as well as this one, which talks about the benefits of sexual activity in relation to calorie burning. It lists several activities and the corresponding number of calories you can lose:

- Removing clothes : 10 calories

- Removing clothes by force : 187 calories

- Putting on the condom : 6 calories

- Deep French kissing : 65 calories

- Blow job (giving not receiving!) : 30 calories

- 69 : 8 calories

- 69 standing up : 112 calories

- Orgasm : 100 calories

- FAKE orgasm : 315 calories

- Hearing husband coming back early while you’re in bed with another man : 1218!

So girls, save that 5000 rmb you would have spent on gym membership to buy shoes and handbags, and just burn your calories using alternative methods I’ve listed above. If you explain to your boyfriend why you need to make love more frequently, I am sure he’ll understand because men are very understanding. But my readers are important to me, so if for some reason he’s unwilling to cooperate, I’d be happy* to stand in, but ideally, not 3 minutes before your husband is due back home - you’ll have to find another way of losing the 1218 calories! "

Reasonable, huh? Just kidding lah! Alternative Fitness Tips - KiKi - JoyceのWorld →  I have to add it in case some sanctimonious hypocrites or gits from my class read it. 

9:10am. Gotta rush!

Bon week-end!



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