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Young talented bad good girl in her 20s,language-nerd, living in KM n may move to the other end of the world when luck hits,enjoying life when alone while waiting for the better half to knock at the door.The tall,intelligent, witty guy with good taste...

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2008-11-14 13:37:37|  分类: Echo From My Hea |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Friday again. This morning is sorta eventful. I went to the police-station to have my photo taken in order to get a new ID card to prove I'm a Kunming citizen now rather than a Xi'an bumpkin. 9:30am, not many ppl. Forget? I've said ppl here are slow n lazy. Usually, crowds won't converge till after 10:30. When I was there, the officer told me to  use wutever means to show my eyebrows n ears in front of her lens. At 1st, she wasn't satisfied of my already messy n silly face, n told me to get prepared while she's shooting the guy behind me. I did something to my hair, but didn't make any difference, I assure you! After 2 or 3 ppl, I finally secured the chair. I was kinda nervous she'd turn to be a bitch again. But lucky, nope. Since it didn't look any different. I couldn't figure why the dickens she made me wait! Maybe she felt this would make her a more responsible civil servant, so I would't complain in front of my parents, uncles, aunties, here n there that their tax actually goes no nowhere.

This is not the end!

That Xiao Jie told me to pay in the lobby. 20yuan for a scary oh-sooooooo-fugly portrait on a plastic card, a SMS to notify me to go get my new ID card and 2-month-waiting. Blackmail? However, when I took out a 100-yuan note, another fat-ass insisted they didn't have any changes! This is wut an early-bird deserves, I guess! Then I started my journey of finding small notes. Ppl here are as unhelpful as everywhere. I went to many restaurants, a pharmacy, and the school supermarket to get ONE I-may-find-it-useful-later thing. But got ONE and the ONLY reply from the cashier - No! U only buy 2.5 yuan worth shit. Pls gimme small notes. Got irritated in the supermarket, then I yelled "How many small notes u have now then? How many shits I'm supposed to buy?" Answer - We only have approx 20yuan. Darned! Then I had to resort to the bank. If you've read this post of mine, u'd know how helpful China's bank could be in times of need! So folks, go find a shelter, a cup of water, small notes or free air-con. But mind you, try those commercial banks, never state-owned Bank of China! Codswallop - KiKi - Bliss? Bless? Blast!

Just before I entered the supermarket. I was stopped by a young lady. She told me she's from the same company as my dad, and they were doing "Free-Hug" campaign on my campus, so she asked if she could hug me. Well, a hug from a strange girl is commonplace. I smiled n threw my arms around her. Thought I'd have a pic taken, so I tried to fake a seductive smile, but oops, no! But, I didn't expect that every single one of their group, man or woman, would follow her and flow toward me. Startled. Bear hugged the 1st few, fox hugged a couple n simply patted the back of the rest fuglies. They were cunning! Each carried a paper bag with some bread n .. (I couldn't see the inside). Gave u an illusion that they'd give it as a free gift after u were hugged! Codswallop - KiKi - Bliss? Bless? Blast! But nah! That may be their lunch! Fox!!!

Free Hug in Kunming in 2006 on Youtube.



When I wandered around on campus, an ad caught my eye! Some agency is enrolling English teachers! Requirement - Grad student, Grade 1, Fluent English, 160cm. That's me! I contacted 'em n they showed interest n the woman'd call me for an interview later. Yah, I hate school n abhor teaching. But I just need some money to fritter away! If I make it, I'd work for 'em during the whole winter vacation! Good thing is I don't teach stupid kids but some junior highs! Codswallop - KiKi - Bliss? Bless? Blast! Not sure when Mr Song will come back from the States. If I'm lucky enough to get both part-time, I'd get social experiences in Song's agency n some pocket money by selling my knowledge in that school! Nice wor! Their delight when they hear I'm a grad student from this uni is still fresh in my mind! haha, In a way, a free MA could be useful. Codswallop - KiKi - Bliss? Bless? Blast!

Bon week-end!

Yours truly is heading home! Codswallop - KiKi - Bliss? Bless? Blast!








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